Chuck: Do you have a rod?
Store guy: Yes.
Chuck: Then shove it up your ass.
*hangs up
The store guy again gets a call from Chuck but the store guy thinks he has got it this time.
Chuck: Do you have a rod?
Store guy: No.
Chuck: Did you shove it up your ass?
*hangs up
After a while the store guy again gets a call and the store guy thinks to himself "No way he is gonna have me this time".
Chuck: Do you have a rod?
Store guy: Yes and no.
Chuck: Are you repetitively shoving it up your ass?
*hangs up
The store guy is furious now.He is so furious that this time he calls Chuck.
Store guy: Do you have a rod?
Chuck: Why? Do you want to shove it up your ass?
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