25 childrens books

25 children's books you'll never see:

1. You are different and that's bad.

2. Pop goes the hamster. . . and other great microwave games.

3. Testing homemade parachutes using only your household pets. . .

4. Barbar meets the Taxidermist.

5. Curious George and the high-voltage fence.

6. The boy who died from eating all his vegetables.

7. Start a real estate empire with the change from your mum's purse.

8. Daddy's new wife Timothy.

9. The pop-up book of human anatomy.

10. Things rich kids have, but you never will.

11. The Care Bears maul some campers and are shot dead.

12. How to become the dominant military power in your elementary school.

13. Controlling the playground: Respect through fear.

14. You were an accident.

15. Strangers have the best sweets.

16. The Little Sissy who snitched.

17. Some kittens can fly!

18. Getting more chocolate on your face.

19. Kathy was so bad her mum stopped loving her.

20. The kids' guide to hitchhiking.

21. When Mummy and Daddy don't know the answer, they say God did it.

22. Garfield gets feline leukemia.

23. Why can't Mr. Fork and Ms Electrical Outlet befriends?

24. Bi-curious George.

25. Daddy drinks because you cry.

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