You know that dude that will never ever pay you back, but you're fine with it because he's your buddy.
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Add surprise, fear, adrenaline and a little pee in your pants to that.
See, doesn't that feel nicer than calling me a robber, shouting for the police saying I have a gun and whatnot?
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