Bill & Hillary Clinton were sleeping one night at Martha's Vineyard. Hillary
wakes up and starts shaking Bill to wake him up. "Bill, Bill wake up." Bill
stays sleeping. Hillary continues, "Bill, Bill wake up". Bill finally wakes
up and says, "What do you want?" Hillary responds, "I have to go use the
bathroom". To which Bill says, "Please tell me you didn't wake me up just to
tell me you have to go to the bathroom." Hillary says, "No, I just wanted to
tell you to save my spot".
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