A blonde, a bronette, and a redhead were running from the cops. All of a sudden a jeanie appears and says ill grant each one of you one wish and one wish only.
as they are running the bronette says,"I wish I were a bird so I could fly far far away and never come back." poof she is a bird.
The redhead said,"I wish I were a fly so I could fly far far away and never come back." so poof she is a fly.
The bloned kept running but she tripped and fell over a rock and she said "Holy Shit" ......poof...
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