... When the doors to the bar fly open and an old, dirty, scraggly bearded man walks in. He looks around the bar until he spots the man at the bar, quietly drinking a beer.
"You!" The old man points at the man at the bar, "I fucked your mother!"
The whole bar takes notice, and looks at the young man, who is still sitting at the bar quietly enjoying a beer.
The old man takes two steps closer, points out the man at the bar again "YOOOOOU! Your mom sucked my cock!"
Now, everyone in the bar is getting excited to possibly see a fight. They look at the man at the bar, and he is still quietly enjoying his beer.
The old man moves even closer, pushes the younger man in the back and says "YOOOOOOOOOU!!"
The man at the bar interrupts him, "Dad, you're drunk. Go home."
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