Everyone asked what happened... He said he had a golfing accident and went on to explain...
I hit my ball on the 4th tee and it went into a field. I couldn't find it anywhere. I was walking all around the field looking & looking and then saw a cow not too far away. Wouldn't you know it, there was a golf ball stuck in his ass. It wasn't mine because I was playing with a Titleist and this was a Callaway. I saw a woman also looking for her ball so I called her over, lifted the cow's tail and asked, "Does this look like yours?"
She smacked me right in the face with her driver.
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