Yo Mama

Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired.
Yo mama's so old her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so old I told her to act her age and the bitch dropped dead.
Yo mama's such a whore that I could've been Yo daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
Yo mama's so dirty, she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama's so smelly, that her shit is glad to escape.
Yo mama's so ugly the doctor is still smacking her ass
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked ''Who threw that rock?''
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama's so fat, when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass it takes two trips.
Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put ''O.K.''
Yo mama's so stupid, your dad said it was chilly outside, she went and got a spoon.
Yo mama's so stupid, that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.