Sugar lifts her head proudly and says, "Out of the 86 races I've been in, I won 80 of them."
Neverlose snorts and replies, "Oh yeah? Out of the 55 races I've been in I won 50 of them."
Flower stomps at the ground and says, "Hah! I've got you all beat, out of the 102 races I've been in, I won 101 of them."
The Greyhound race-dog that was nearby trying to nap, sits up, stretches, humble brags and says, "Bah! You 3 have nothing on me, out of the 116 races I've been in, I won all of them."
The 3 race horses look at each other in surprise and say in unison, "HOLY SHIT!!! .... A TALKING DOG
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