A blonde walks into a bar....nsfw

And this blonde is smoking hot wearing tight fitting dress.
She sits at the bar and orders a Coors light , so the bartender gets her the beer but before he gives it to her he slips a roofie into it.
So she drinks the beer and passes out at the bar and every man there takes turns fucking her.
This continues every night for a week , the next week she comes in and orders a Budweiser and the bartender asks why not her usual Coors light
She leans over the bar and says "between you and me Coors makes my pussy hurt"

Edit no more fussy hurt.
Also typos, submitted from my phone.

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