A wife goes to the doctor as asks "Doc, I really want to make my boobs bigger, so my husband will be more attracted to me."
The Doctor replies, "Try this, every night before you go to bed, rub Vaseline on your breasts."
The women goes home, and is rubbing vaseline on her boobs, her husband walks in. Taken aback asks "What the hell are you doing?"
Wife: "Well the doctor said if I rubbed vaseline on my boobs, they would grow!"
Husband: "Why wouldn't you just use toilet paper?"
Wife: "Why on earth would I do that?"
Husband: "Well you've been using it on your ass for years, and look how big that thing has gotten!"
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