A line of nuns is waiting at the pearly gates to get into heaven... [NSFW]

St. Peter tells the nun at the front of the line,

"Sister Martha. Welcome to heaven. But before you enter, I must ask you one question. Have you remained pure through your life, or have you ever touch a man's penis?"

Sister Martha gets uncomfortable, but responds honestly, "Well, I suppose, well, there was this one time I touched a man's penis. But it was only with the tip of my finger, that was all."

St. Peter points to a basin of holy water and tells her, "Go sister, and rinse your finger in the holy water. Let your sin be forgiven so that you may enter heaven."

She thanks him and does so. St. Peter turns to the next nun in line and tells her the same,

"Sister Susan, Welcome to heaven. But before you enter, I must ask you one question. Have you remained pure through your life, or have you ever touch a man's penis?"

She responds, "Yes, I have to be honest, I have. But I promise, I only held it in the palm of my hand for a second. Then I told him no, and turned away from my sin."

St. Peter again points to a basin of holy water and tells her, "Go sister, and rinse your palm in the holy water. Let your sin be forgiven so that you may enter heaven."

At this point, an argument breaks out further back in line. It appears that one nun is trying to cut in front of another. St. Peter walks over to the two nuns and asks,

"Sisters, sisters! Why the argument? You will all get your turn, and there is enough heaven for everyone. Why would you try to cut in line?"

The nun who tried to cut in line tells him, "If I'm going to have to gargle that water, I'm sure as hell doing it before Sister Bethany puts it up her ass!"