Zoo

A guy learned how to make coffee. Every few weeks, he took a plane to Brazil and made a pilgrimage to the mountains to pick coffee beans with his bare hands, grind them with mortar and pestle, and take them home to make by boiling water manually and pouring it through a strainer.

One day, while in Brazil to get his biweekly coffee beans, he decides that this ordeal is so tiring that he may as well go to the zoo to blow off some steam. While there, he met an otter. He spoke to the otter, and complained about how hard it was to make coffee, and the otter shook his head.

"You don't need a plane ride every few weeks, and you don't have to do it yourself. You can get coffee beans from the store at home." The otter explained.

The man was amazed and returned home and lived life well, a significant and difficult portion of his life made much easier. A few weeks later one of his friends spoke to him.

"I can't take it anymore. I hate flying to Brazil and paying for airfare, and I hate the backbreaking work it takes to pick the coffee beans."

The man shook his head knowingly. "No, no, no." He said brightly, "It doesn't have to be that hard."

"Really?"

"Yeah. I know an otter way."