A traveler is passing through an old southern town and decides to stop at the saloon for a drink. He sits down at the bar, but before he can order anything someone bursts through the door.
"Wild Bill is coming!"
Everyone runs out the bar and starts hightailing it down the street. The man is bewildered, when a giant of a man rides a bull into the bar!
He gets off the bull and throws a rattlesnake into the corner, which he had been using as a whip. He then knocks over the bull with a hefty punch. It hits the floor and stays there. He has a wild beard, wild hair, and wild eyes. He grabs a bottle of whiskey and breaks off the top, then downs it. He then grabs another bottle of whiskey and puts it in his saddlebag before jumping up on the bull.
"Wait! Aren't you going to stay for awhile?" The traveler asked.
"Hell no! Wild Bill is coming!"
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