You know it blows me away that people get married a second time. The first time I understand. You're young, in love, probably smoking pot and doing a bunch of camping. I get the whole first time thing, you have hopes and stupid retarded dreams that kick you in the liver in the middle of the night because you're snoring and her Ambien wore off. It happens, it's gonna happen. But when it falls apart and you're rushing the morning dookie so you can snort down a shot of orderless vodka before you're on the news for poisoning the neighbors cow, why in the heavenly blue green earth would you give marriage a second go? If the first time doesn't work for me that's it. I put all my little Indian boys in in the first one. I would rather have schizophrenia than marry another crazy female who looks at me everyday like she smells a massive egg fart and thinks I probably have, she wouldn't put it passed me, done something weird or dirty to the dog.
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