Changes since Clinton got a dog

1.To avoid confusion, the staff reverts to referring to Madeleine Albright by
name.
2.New �doggy door� makes it easier to sneak out for a midnight run to
McDonalds.
3.At long last, the President doesn't have to flinch every time he hears �bad
boy!�
4.The President is no longer the only one accused of burying his bone in
someone else's back yard.
5.Accusations of crotch sniffing at the White House no longer automatically
implicate the President.
6.An obviously angry Socks the Cat sent Kenneth Starr a note reading �Bil kilt
Vyns Fosdr.�
7.Shouts of �come!� from the Lincoln bedroom no longer make the First Lady
suspicious.
8.Pipe and slipper retrieval removed from Al Gore's daily to-do list.
9.Roger Clinton is no longer the only one to piddle in the Rose Garden.
10.Cries of �what a dog!� no longer make Janet Reno burst into tears at White
House functions.
11.To the embarrassment of trainers, the dog still can't tell Al Gore from a
tree.
12.�Get that horny fur ball off my leg!� no longer refers exclusively to the
President.
13.Campaign donors staying overnight in the Lincoln Bedroom now find
complimentary �Tootsie Rolls� on their pillows.