Recently attended my great aunts funeral. This was a beautiful story that accompanied.
My great aunt ran a beauty shop. One day, while tending to a female client in the beauty shop, her female client's highly acclaimed husband sat in a chair as company.
One of my young cousins ran in the beauty shop and shouted to his grandmother (my great aunt) "Kitty cat had puppies!"
The highly acclaimed gentleman that sat with his wife explained to my cousin that "Kitty cats have kittens. Puppy dogs have puppies. So your kitty cat didn't have puppies, she had kittens."
My cousin, calm and undeterred, announced "Well you can say what you want, but my kitty cat had PUPPIES!". He then walked away with confidence abundant, because he was right.
What the "highly acclaimed gentleman" didn't know is that my cousin had named his female DOG "Kitty Cat"
Children are such a joy, and that is one of the best stories I've ever heard. Never heard it until today.
The moral I take from that is "always be willing to be wrong, even if you are right".
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