Why was I Named That?

A Native American decendant walked up to his mother one evening
and asked her, "Mother, why is my eldest sister named what she
is named?"


His mother replied, "When I had your eldest sister, I saw
outside a deer drinking from water. So I named her Deer Drinking
From Water."


"Oh," said the boy. "And why did you name my youngest sister
what you named her?"


His mother said, "When I had your youngest sister, I looked
outside and saw a bird with a twig in her beak, so I named her
Bird With a Twig in Her Beak. Why do you ask, Bull Shitting in
the Forest?"