Ballerina at the Bar

A rough looking women in her fifties was sitting ay a bar. She
had incredibly hairy armpits so whenever she raised her arm to
order a drink a massive hair was visible to all of her fellow
drinkers. At closing time a drunk at the far end of the bar
pointed to the women and said to the bartender Id like to buy
the ballerina a drink.


Shes not a ballerina said the bartender. What makes you think
she is a ballerina?


The drunk replied: Any girl that can lift her legs that high has
to be a ballerina.