I'm from a small town.
In fact, it's so small they had to tear it down to build the new city hall!
It also gets very cold here in the winter. I remember one winter that so cold we had to build a fire to warm the air up, just so the wind would blow!
I remember another time when it was so cold that we had to warm the water up just so we could make ice!
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