It all started when his family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out.
After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room murdered his wife and three children and somehow managed to evade police..
Months after this incident, Charlie, the same chicken who was in the hospital and who had witnessed his family's murder- was finally released.
Charlie was a shell of his former self. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts.
One day, he finally figured out who it was.
As he arrived at the killers' home, Charlie took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-gaurds, Charlie finally reached the notorious drug dealing murderer, Albert Smith.
As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be... Charlie staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was All. In. Vain. He realized that taking Alberts's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to run. He headed down, through the fields to where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now.
He took one last deep breath, gazed at the stars through tear-caked eyes and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more, for the final time. As the headlights raced towards him, he closed his eyes - wings outstretched, and heard his family whisper gently to him
"You're finally home Charlie, you're finally home".
Charlie had finally crossed to the other side.
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