A woman comes to a complete stop at a stop sign. She notices a police car a couple cars back. So she makes sure to do a complete stop, not a roll.
Then she accelerates more than she means to and continues driving. Well sure enough the police pull her over.
The police woman asks her why she sped off so fast from the stop sign. She replied "My ex ran off with a police woman and I thought you were trying to bring him back to me!".
The police officer said no more and got back into their car and drove away.
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