Two Drunk guys are driving home....
One of them suddenly shouts "Tree... TREE!! .. TREE!!! ... WATCH OUT !!! ... TREEEEEEE!!!! ....."..
And Boom! they crash into a tree.
The next day they wake up in the hospital.
The first one goes "Dude, I was screaming so hard for you to watch out for that tree.. Could you not hear me? Could you not SEE It?!!!! "
The other guy goes "Dude... It was YOU driving the CAR!!! "
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