Pot of chili nsfw

So there are four gay men, three of which are all involved with the last, we'll call him "Freddie". One day Freddie becomes ill and dies of the HIV. Before the funeral, the three gay men meet at the bar to decide the best way to handle the financial part of the ceremonies. They quickly agree that the smartest way to go about it would be to cremate and divide the ashes, thus being able to remember their lost lover however they so choose. After a few hours of drinking and speaking fondly of the fallen partner, they begin deciding what each will do with their share of the ashes. The first man proudly speaks up and tells the other two, "Freddie always loved to take me mountain climbing. I will climb our favorite mountain and release his ashes at the top, forever making him apart of the mountain." The second man says, "Freddie and I loved visiting the ocean together, I will take a boat out to the middle of the ocean and release my lovers ashes there, forever making him apart of the ocean. At this time the third man tells the other two, "My share of the ashes are going in the biggest, hottest pot of chili I can possibly make." Confused by this, the other two ask him why he would do that. To which he replies," I want Freddie to properly tear my ass hole up one more time!"

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