Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday
school.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines
on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red
Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked
across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for
reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites
were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.
"Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe
it!"
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