Johnny, a first grader, was playing checkers with a friend during school. Since Johnny was such a good checkers player, he beat the other kid. When the kid lost, he yelled out, "bitch!" When Johnny got home that day after school, he asked his mom what the word "bitch" meant. His mother was very proper said that it meant "preacher."
The next day Johnny was playing checkers with the same kid and won again. This time the kid yelled out the word, "shit!" So when Johnny got home that day, he asked his mother what "shit" meant. His mother told him that shit meant "food."
Then the next day in school, Johnny was playing checkers and he won again. The kid yelled out, "fuck!" This time his mother told him that it meant getting "dressed."
On Sunday, Johnny was at home and the preacher came over for dinner. When Johnny answered the door he said "Hi bitch, the shit's on the table, and my mom is upstairs getting fucked."
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