A frog walked into a bank

A frog goes into a bank for a loan. He goes up to the woman and she has a name tag on her saying 'Ms. Whack'. The frog says 'Ms. Whack I would like a loan' and the woman looks at him and says 'I don't know if I can do that you're a frog, what is your name?' The frog replies 'my name is kermit' and the woman says 'you're not the real kermit' and the frog responds 'no I was named after him you see, my dad is Mick Jagger and my mum is a frog, he fucked a frog' the woman says oh I see, well do you have any collateral' and the frog says 'why yes' and hands a small shiny pink elephant over to the woman who then says 'I'm going to go ask my manager about the loan'. The frog then says 'thank you Ms Whack' and the woman says 'call me paddy' as she walked away. She went to the manager and said 'we have mick jaggers son outside asking for a loan and he gave me a small pink elephant as collaterals' and the manager says 'let me see this pink elephant paddy' so ms whack hands over the small gift and the manager examined it. The manager after examining the elephant then says 'that's a nick nack, paddy whack, give the frog a loan, his old mans a rolling stone'