10 Things in Golf that Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter

2. Oh shit my shafts all bent

3. You really whacked the hell outta that sucker

4. After 18 holes I can barely walk

5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip

6. Lift your head and spread your legs

7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be

8. Just turn your back and drop it

9. Hold up... I've got to wash my balls

10. Damn, I missed the hole again

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