...a female coworker overhears their plight and asks if she can join. The men are hesitant, but in the name of equality they decide to allow it.
"We like to take our time, so we start early," says one of the men.
"No worries," says the woman, "I'll be there at 7:30 or 8:00."
Sunday arrives, and the woman shows up at 7:30. She assumes a left-handed stance and aces every hole. At the end of the day, the men are so impressed that they invite her back next week.
"That's great," she says, "I'll be there at 7:30 or 8:00."
The next Sunday arrives and the woman shows up at 7:30. This time she assumes a right-handed stance and aces every hole. The men are flabbergasted and duly impressed.
One of the men asks, "how do you decide whether you're going to play lefty or righty?"
She responds, "well, if I wake up and see that my husbands penis is leaning to the left, I play lefty. If it's leaning to the right, I play righty."
One of the men decides to be funny and asks, "well what if his penis is pointing straight up?"
She responds, "well, then I don't get here until 8:00"
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