On a park bench across from an old man. He pulls out a chocolate bar and wolfs it down. He proceeds to this a few times.
After the fifth bat, the old man shouts over to him: "You know that's your fifth bar of chocolate? That's mot very healthy, you'll het acne and all sorts of health problems!"
The young guy shouts bah: "Oh yeah? I'll have you know my grandfather lived to 95."
"What, ny eating five bats of chocolate a day?"
"No, replied the young fella "by minding his own fucking business!"
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