A man walks into a bar and sits down at the counter, orders a drink and relaxes. A minute or so later he notices a large jar of money sitting on the counter beside him. He calls over the bartender and asks about the jar of money. The bar tender tells him that it is a prize, whoever can commplete the tasks behind the three doors upstairs get the jar of money.
The man says asks what the tasks are. The bartender tells him behind the first door is a ferocious lion and you need to tame it, behind the second is a rotwiler with a hangnail and u must remove it, behind the third is a 110 year old wonman and you must have sex with her for 5 hours. The man say those a horiblle tasks but will attempt them for the money. He walks into the first room and within an hour or so comes out with the lion, the lion perfectly tamed and doing tricks. Then he goes into the second room. He comes out about 5 hours later and sayd "Ok, so where is the old lady with the hangn nail?"
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