A teacher came into a class and told the students, "Class we have a new student..........go on tell us your name".
The boy replied "I'm-a-bad-boy-from-tennesse-I'll-kick-your-ass-from-tree-to-tree".
The teacher said, "What!!!!".
The boy repeated "I'm-a-bad-boy-from-tennesse-I'll-kick-your-ass-from-tree-to-tree".
The teacher said, "Go to the principal's office".
When he got there, the principal said, "Whats your name son?"
"I'm-a-bad-boy-from-tennesse-I'll-kick-ur-ass-from-tree-to-tree," the boy answered.
The principal said "What!!!!".
The boy repeated "I'm-a-bad-boy-from-tennesse-I'll-kick-your-ass-from-tree-to-tree".
"Go home and stay there for 5 days," the principal said.
While he was going home, a policeman stopped him and said, "Shouldn't you be at school?".
"They told me to go home" the boy replied.
"Just tell me your name," the police man said.
"I'm-a-bad-boy-from-tennesse-I'll-kick-your-ass-from-tree-to-tree" the boy said.
The police man pulled a gun and shot the boy. The boy went to hell and met the devil.
The devil said, "Whats your name son?"
"I'm-a-bad-boy-from-tennesse-I'll-kick-your-ass-from-tree-to-tree," the boy answered.
The devil said "Oh, well i'm-the-devil-from-down-below-i'll-burn-your-ass-from-head-to-toe."
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