What's the Moral of the story?

Picture a tranquil pond and in this pond there’s a small fish swimming just under the water and he spots a fly hovering above the water and thinks to himself if that fly were to drop just 6 inches I would be able to jump up and get him. So the fish went about his business keeping an eye on the fly.
A bear walking along the pond sees the fish eyeing the fly and thinks. If that fly drops 6 inches the fish will go for the fly and I can grab the fish. So the bear crouches behind a bush and waits.

A little while later a hunter comes by the pond and sees the situation and thinks to himself if that fly were to drop just 6 inches then the fish would get the fly, the bear will go for the fish and I can get a clear shot on the bear. So the hunter sits down and starts to enjoy his lunch.

A small field mouse wanders up and looks over the situation and thinks to himself if that fly were to drop just 6 inches then the fish would jump to get the fly and the hunter would drop his cheese sandwich to take his shot so he could get the bear and I could run in and get a bit of his sandwich. And we would all be very happy.

Just about that time a sneaky sly cat wanders on to the situation and thinks to himself if that fly were to drop just 6 inches then the fish would jump to get the fly and the bear would go for the fish, the hunter would drop his cheese sandwich to get his gun to shoot the bear and the mouse would run in and get a bit of his sandwich. And I would run in get the mouse and we would all be so very happy.

A small time goes by and:

The fly drops 6 inches the fish jumps out to get the fly. The bear goes for the fish. The hunter drops his cheese sandwich to get his gun. The mouse runs in to get a bit of the cheese sandwich. As the cat runs in, BOOM the hunter takes his shot and in all of the commotion the cat loses his balance and falls in the pond.


Do you know what the moral of the story is?


Every time a fly drops 6 inches a pussy gets wet!

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