a woman pregnant with triplets, two girls and a boy, goes to a bank to make a deposit. while she's filling out the deposit slip, a bank robber starts shooting up the place and hits the woman with 3 bullets to the abdomen.
she was rushed to the hospital and had an emergency cesarian. the babies were delivered and the doctor advised the mother that the babies, although shot, would lead normal lives. however, being too young to operate on, the bullets would not be able to be removed.
12 years later, one of the girls is in the bathroom taking a piss when all of the sudden she pisses out a bullet. she's shocked and has no idea what's going on. she runs to her mother and says "mom mom mom, i just peed out a bullet. what. the. fuck.?
the mother sat her down and told her the story of the bank robbery. the daughter understood and all was well.
two weeks later, the second daughter was taking a piss and the same thing happened. she pees out a bullet and promptly freaks the fuck out. she runs to her mother and tells her what just transpired and mom calmly explains the bank robbery story.
two weeks later, the son comes running in and yells "mom mom mom, you won't believe what just happened!"
the mother sits him down and asks "did you pee out a bullet?"
the son replies: "what? no! i was jerking off and i shot the cat!"
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