What what you say

So Timmy was a little child,
He liked to play outside,
One day he heard his parents arguing,
He couldn't he much bet he heard the two words "bastard" and "bitch"
Timmy was a curious child and went inside and asked his parents,
"Mommy what does bastard and bitch mean?"
His mother, wishing him to keep his innocence said
"Well Timmy Bastard means gentlemen and Bitch means women."
Timmy satisfied with the answer went back outside.
3 days later his parents were arguing again
Unknown to Timmy, last night his parents had attempted to have sex,
His parents were arguing but Timmy only heard 2 words he had never heard of, "penis" and "vagina"
curious as Timmy was he went inside and asked his parents what the words meant.
His father this time like his mother explained it in a kid friendly fashion. "A penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" He said
Timmy satisfied with the answer went back outside.
5 days later it was Thanksgiving day, an the entire family was soon coming over for dinner. Timmy happened to be walking by as his father cut himself with his razor, "SHIT" his father exclaimed. Timmy asked innocently "Daddy what does shit mean? His father unprepared exclaimed quickly "It uhhh means shaving cream." Timmy yet again believed this and walked down to the kitchen.
His mother was busy cutting the turkey when he came down, she then accidentally cut her finger. "FUCK" she exclaimed, grasping her bleeding finger. Timmy not noticing the blood of course asked innocently, "Mommy what does fuck mean?" His mother surprised he was there quickly said "It means cutting the turkey dear"
Suddenly the doorbell rang
*Ring*
Timmy quickly exclaimed "Ill get it"
he ran to the door and opened the door seeing his family.
wanting to be polite he said
"Hello Bastards and Bitches, may I take your penis's and vagina's? Dad is upstairs wiping shit off his face and mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey"

I would like to thank you if you read the entire thing so please say melon in the comments if you finished reading. If not go back and finish it you sneaky boy!