I don't care what O'Bama does when he leaves office just as long as he doesn't put out a rap CD, start dating an intern or go hunting with Dick Cheney!
I was told to go hi tech with my podcast so tomorrow I'll be broadcasting with a storm trooper uniform & Spock ears.
DC Comics is now 84 yrs old. Aquaman has a bladder problem, The Hulk is diabetic, & Green Arrow refers to a groin fungus.
I've invented the 'Cosby Cocktail'. Two sips and you're out for the night. It comes with a chaser & gives you a lifetime hangover!
I used to go out with a McDonald's worker. When she wanted to make love she'd demand "Supersize me!" (in my case a misnomer)
On this day in 1788 the Constitution was ratified. It originally gave the right to bear arms, show some thigh & expose a little cleavage.
I don't need to drink to have a good time. I need to drink to forget just how good a time I had last night!
Today's the birthday of Edward Snowden. The guy that's universally hatred for telling the truth. Now kids, do you understand why our most popular candidates are Trump & Hilary?
Condoms don't always work. I was wearing one when my girl got pregnant. Of course we were in different places at the time.
I don't need Viagra. But if there was a pill that would make me enjoy cuddling afterwards. THAT I'd buy!
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