Q: What DO you call an educated tube?
A:A graduated cylinder
Q:Why did the bear dissolve in water?
A:It was polar
Q: How did the English major define microtome?
A: A small book...
Q: Why can`t you trust atoms?
A: They make up everything!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
A: To get to the same side!
Q: Why should you use chromosomes in advertisements?
A: Because, you know, sex cells.
I...what am I doing with my life?
A: Procastination!
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