"What do you call an educated tube?" and other science jokes!

Q: What DO you call an educated tube?

A:A graduated cylinder

Q:Why did the bear dissolve in water?

A:It was polar

Q: How did the English major define microtome?
A: A small book...

Q: Why can`t you trust atoms?

A: They make up everything!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

A: To get to the same side!

Q: Why should you use chromosomes in advertisements?

A: Because, you know, sex cells.

I...what am I doing with my life?

A: Procastination!

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