A man was strolling along the Beaches area in East Toronto when he spotted a bottle floating in Lake Ontario. The bottle drifted ashore. He picked up the bottle and opened it, and out popped a Genie. Master, you have released me from my bondage in this bottle, ask any three wishes and I will grant them to you. The man thought for a moment and said, I would like the following three things to happen this year -- The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup, the Toronto Blue Jays win the World Series and The Toronto Raptors win the NBA title. The Genie thought about this for a moment and jumped back into the bottle.
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