After his last warning for not paying attention to detail, an accountant is fired from his job. He decides that the great outdoors is calling him anyway, so it doesn't really bother him. he decides to throw caution to the wind and become a lumberjack despite knowing nothing about the profession. Because of this he sets off to get some practice chopping trees down.
He walks into the local hardware store and asks for gloves, a saw and a hardhat. The store clerk sets him up with a chainsaw, gloves and a hard hat and sets him on his way.
The next day the new lumberjack comes back covered in dirt, sweating and weathered from his first day of lumberjacking. The clerk asks him, "How many trees did you fall?"
The new lumberjack says "NONE! This saw is faulty, I've been trying all day and it doesn't even leave a mark in the trees, I've tried it on pine, maple, doug fir and all the same result, it HAS to be the saw."
The clerk takes a look at the saw and asks, "Did you put oil in it?"
"Yes I did," says the lumberjack, "it just doesn't cut like I said"
The clerk inspects the chain, the tension and everything looks good.
"Did you put gas in it?" he asks.
"Of course I put gas in it, do I look like an idiot?"
The clerk looks at it for a second, decides everything should be in order and pulls the chord. The chainsaw starts up with an ear-blasting, "RRRRRWWWEEEEE!!!"
The lumberjack jumps back, "Whoa! What the hell is that sound?!"
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