A zoophile, a sadist, a necrophiliac and a masochist were hanging out at the park when the zoophile suddenly blurted out:
"Where do you find a cat around here? I really want to fuck a cat right now."
"Well," said the sadist, "When you are done with fucking the cat, let me strangle the life out of it."
Not to be left out, the necrophiliac added: "And when you are done killing the cat, let me fuck it!"
After hearing what the others have said, the masochist uttered a single word: *Meow*.
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