"How's everything going?" the neighbor asks.
"Not too bad" the farmer replies, "but a couple of of my cows have had terrible flatulence lately; the smell is almost too much to bear."
The neighbor laughs, "I know what you mean. A few years ago one of my horses had the very same problem. Stunk up the whole damn barn."
"What did you do about it? Change his diet?"
"No", the neighbor says. "I mixed two tablespoons of turpentine in for each gallon of his drinking water."
The next morning the farmer calls his neighbor"I tried your turpentine trick, and when I woke up, all my cows were all dead!"
"How strange" says the neighbor. "That's exactly what happened with my horse."
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