The rabbit hurriedly apologizes stating that he was born blind and never meant to cause any trouble.
The worm quickly responds that he too was born blind and, on top of it all, was abandoned so he did not even know what he was.
Not believing his luck, the rabbit responds that he too did not know what he was and suggested that they take turns patting each other down so that they could finally discover the truth.
The worm agreed and offered to go first. After a quick moment, the worm says: "you are fluffy, with long ears, a small nose, and a cute, puffy tail. You must be a rabbit!"
Quietly celebrating this newfound knowledge, the rabbit then takes his turn. After a moment he says: "Well, you are slimy, squirm on the ground, have no backbone and no balls. You must be French!"
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