Two whales are swimming along one day, bored. One whale spots a
ship and suggests to the other, "Hey, why don't we swim under
that boat, and spurt out water so it tips over?"
"Well," says the other whale, "I'll give it a blow job, but I
refuse to swallow to swallow any sea men!"
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