The Hunting Contest (Newfie Joke, Canadians understand)

A Newfie, An American and a Canadian enter a hunting contest, the person with the biggest piece of game wins, the Canadian goes into the forest and shoots a deer, the Newfie goes "how did you do that?" the Canadian says " I followed the tracks and shot it". next the american goes out and shoots a moose, the Newfie goes "how did you do that?" the american says " I followed the tracks and shot it". half an hour later. the group is done and is waiting for the Newfie, when he comes out of the forest all bloody and bruised, they ask him what happened, and in a huff he says " I followed the tracks, and tried shooting at the train, it didn't work!"

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