An aspiring hunter enters a lodge

An aspiring hunter enters a lodge and wants to learn the do's and don't's of hunting.
He asks a buddy, "hey, how do I do this hunting thing?"
His friend replies, "I shot a deer last week. I followed the tracks and it led me right to animal!"
Intrigued, the aspiring hunter asks an esteemed hunter in the lodge for some tips. The esteemed hunter says, "Yup, got myself a big black bear 3 days ago. Followed the track and found it in no time."

With this knowledge, the aspiring hunter sets off on hunt.

The next day, he shows up back at the lodge in a full body cast!
"Did he get rammed by a buck?"
"Did he get mauled by a bear?"

Curious to know what happened, his buddy and the esteemed hunter ask him what went down. He said, "I did what you fuckers told me! I followed the tracks, but I got hit by a god-damned train!"