A woman walks into a sex shop looking for a dildo. In the back of the shop, she sees an aquarium filled with giant frogs. She asks the owner of the shop about the frogs.
“These are very special frogs. I have trained them personally to give the best cunnilingus in the world.”
The lady was skeptical. The owner continued.
“They have super long tongues and are just relentless down there. Each frog has been trained for months. All my frogs have a money back guarantee. 100% satisfaction or your money back!!”
"Money back guarantee, huh?"
The lady figured she had nothing to lose and bought a frog. She took the frog home. After a long bath, she laid on her bed, spread her legs and put the frog between her legs. The frog just stood there staring at her. She waited about 20 minutes but still nothing. Pissed off, she took the frog and headed back to the sex shop.
She explained to the owner but he didn’t believe her. “Try it again,” he said. “Let me see exactly what you did.”
So she got up on his desk, took off her pants, spread her legs and placed the frog between her legs. Again, nothing. “See!”
The store owner grabbed the frog, looked it right in the eye and said, “this is gonna be the last time I show you how to do this!!”
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