A prostitute looking for work approaches him. "Say old man, when was the last time you had sex?"
The man responds "That must have been around 1958"
"1958?" exclaims the prostitute "that's a mighty long time you haven't slept with a woman!"
"Is it?" replies the man, and looks at his watch "it's hardly 2045 right now!"
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