True Medical Stories

A man and woman hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered
in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his towels around his
waist and the woman had them around her head. They eventually
explained to the doctors that they had gone out that evening for
a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under
the table to administer oral sex to the man. While in the act,
she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the
man's member and wrench it from side to side. In agony and
desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head
until she let go!


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A Californian doctor examining a young woman for abdominal pains
asked her if she was sexually active. She said that she wasn't.
A later examination showed that she was pregnant. Asked why she
had said she was not sexually active, the woman replied "I'm
not, I just lie there." When asked if she knew who the father
was, with a puzzled look she replied, "No, who?"


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In Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his
penis. He complained that his wife had a "rat in her pussy" and
it bit him during sex. After an examination of his wife, it was
revealed that she had a surgigal needle left inside her after a
recent hysterectomy.