There were these two weirdos. The first weirdo asked the second weirdo, "Hey, have you got any pimples on you? I'd love to pop them and suck on them." The second weirdo said, "Sure, I've got them everywhere. Have all the fun you want."
So the first weirdo went to town just poppin' and sucking to his heart's content. He was working his way down the second weirdos back when he got to the beltline.
"Hey," says Weirdo One, "Have you got any down there?" "Sure," says Weirdo Two, dropping his drawers. And there was the biggest carbunkle Weirdo One had ever seen! So he pops that monster and the gunk start oozing all over the place. Running down the crack of Weirdo Two's ass. Weirdo One was licking and sucking as fast as he could.
Just then Weirdo Two rips a nasty fart that comes bubbling up through the slurry running down his butt.
Weirdo one recoils, jumps up and says, " HEY, what are you trying to do? Make me sick or something!?"
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