So a old man walks into a brothel. I'm talking a nintey plus man with a cane shuffles his way into a whore house and tells the Madam (old man voice) "give me your hottest and most flexible whore you got". She responds with "are you sure you're up to this old timer" and the old man asks her "does a bear shit in the woods". So a beautiful blonde girl takes him in the back room. The prostitute again asks if he is ready for what she's about to do to him. He again responds "does a bear shit in the woods". He then proceeds to pull out a pill bottle and to her surprise takes out some cotton and puts it his ears and nose. She then asks "before we do this what's the cotton for" to which the old man replies "well I don't like the smell of rubber burnin' or bitches screamin' "
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